CONGRATULATIONS TO TODAY'S QR CODE "VIRUS SYNDICATE LOTTERY" WINNERS!

PANDEMIC WRITINGS, Melbourne, Australia (2020-2022): piece originally published July 18, 2021

Victorians are once again sharing in the National Virus Lottery, and alongside Sydneysiders, numerous syndicates are becoming unlikely "winners."

Your unique QR Code entry has randomly awarded you the truly compelling experience of being forced-tested for a fake viral outbreak!

You are now part of the top two Tiers: Tier 1, and Tier 2 Exposure Sites!

Today's "winners" will each share in the preliminary experience of forced DNA-harvesting with a carcinogenic-tipped "anti-freeze" nasal-swab, and some will advance to the next phase of the competition, isolating for 14-days and sitting on their couch as they marvel at their "positive case" diagnosis!

Winners, all of them!

There are millions of Australians entering millions of times each day — so the odds of your QR Code coming up are increasing by the hour!

While Victoria loses, your extraordinary "win" will contribute to their devastating loss!

We can't extend the lockdown, and suffocate society without you all taking part in our National Virus Lotto!

Will you be amongst the next syndicate of unfortunate winners?

You have to be in it, to win it!