MCLOWNAN TELLS A JOKE

PANDEMIC WRITINGS, Melbourne, Australia (2020-2022): piece originally published December 28, 2021

Did you hear the one about the "French backpacker" who walked into many-a-bar after conveniently slinking across the Western Australian border? He was unvaxxed, and allegedly infectious, and this is where it gets truly unfunny... he arrived precisely when the PsyOp required a compelling excuse to traumatise the residents of Perth and Peel with another exaggerated viral "threat” — uncannily timed to thieve joy, amplify anxiety, justify authoritarian overreach and to ultimately compel vaccination by snuffing the festive season and effectively cancelling New Year's Eve.

What extraordinary timing...

Straight out of Dan Andrews' playbook...

You would almost believe it... almost... if it was not an unimaginative repeat of both the "Man from Wollert" (we...err...cleaned the wrong Woolworths) and the "interstate moving company" that suspiciously moved the "virus" from Sydney to Melbourne precisely when the racketeering Pharma Plunderers required substantial "marketing" of their unpopular product by "lockdown-advertisement."

WA officials have dubbed the "French Backpacker" 'Case 1133,' and anyone with an insight into the machinations of the Pandemic Puppeteers behind the scenes, who have always, ALWAYS been obsessed with numbers, and communicate amongst their initiates in such numeric language — will be aware that 11 and 33 are undeniable signatures of the Secret Hand behind the con...

Case Number 11 33, indeed....