PRINCE PHILLIP, DUKE OF EDINBURGH: Dead at 99: Once Hoped to be Reincarnated as a Deadly Virus to Solve Overpopulation.

PANDEMIC WRITINGS, Melbourne, Australia (2020-2022): piece originally published April 10, 2021

Ah, Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, and the husband of Queen Elizabeth II, you truly lived a sordid life of hedonistic indulgence, delighting in all manner of degenerate iniquities behind the untouchable facade of "royalty" and the protection afforded by the public hypnosis of a palace obsessed with black-ritual 'pomp and ceremony.'

Slithering in the dank shadows, coiled beside your enthroned wife, you were but a gluttonous siphon of parasitic insatiability as you feed and fattened yourself upon the host of humanity, undoubtedly filling a proverbial 'closet of skeletons,' (both figurative, and no doubt literal) that would be equivalent to a catacomb if ever unearthed and brought to light.

The revealing physiognomy of your features made glaringly manifest that the "inner substance" animating the outer visage was inherently cruel, vile and unabashedly predatorial: a psychopath of incestuous conception.

You lauded your ill-begotten lifestyle over the commoners, and ironically missed your own wife's centenary letter by a year, having lived ninety-nine too many; and despite the current media glorification of a fictitious hagiography of virtues and life achievements - you were truly part of the anti-human species comprising the true 'deadly virus' plaguing humanity, despite your desire to be reincarnated as such - and to depopulate humanity in your next life:

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation."

To Hell with your ideas, and to Hell with you!

Died at 99 years-of-age, on the 9th day of April, on what was the 99th day of the year: inverted 999 = 666