SPOONVILLE: A Celebration Of Coming Last
PANDEMIC WRITINGS, Melbourne, Australia (2020-2022): piece originally published October 3, 2020
Under the governance of a Progressive Left Socialist-leaning autocrat, Victoria was never in contention for success. We were predestined to finish last — the wooden spoon was always ours. The zany Spoonville Villages that have sprouted-up all over suburbia are a symbolic celebration of the wooden spoon. Our children have chosen wisely and accepted their token award on behalf of the meek adults. We are unmistakably and disastrously last. All other Australian States were successful in containing COVID-19, yet, despite the harshest lockdown strategy — we lagged, we wavered, and we supposedly faulted as the crest of the “second wave” crashed upon us. We have celebrated coming last, despite being first in totalitarianism; gullibility; economic destruction; psychological, emotional and spiritual degradation and devastation.
The ‘second wave’ was a deliberate result, and the intentionally “botched” Hotel Quarantine was always the play to extend the “pandemic” and fulfil the Federal Government’s ‘Advanced Marketing Commitment’ with AstraZeneca. Scott Morrison had committed Australia to a future vaccine in June, just as the ‘first wave’ was finishing; and 333 million looted pieces of silver had been exchanged in a Judas-betrayal of all. A deal is a deal, but a vaccine is a ‘no deal,’ when the ‘deadly virus’ is non-existent. Something had to be done. The whole vaccine agenda and the ‘New Normal Medical Dystopia’ were predicated on the “pandemic” appearing to be an enduring threat. A new “outbreak” was required if a national vaccine was to remain relevant.
Australia needed a scapegoat State, and Leftist Victoria, already infected with Progressive Left Ideology, was the perfect candidate for continuing with the ever-scary virus narrative. The Leftists and their devotion to their Leftist would-be-dictator were pliant, and undiscerning, and would embrace the lie, and doom us all to a Police State. These hive-minds would all mindlessly buzz their virtue to ‘protect the vulnerable’ and ‘stay home, save lives,’ and any dissenters would be swarmed upon. They were the perfect minds for the perfect deception: an army of Dunning-Kruger dupes.
A “second wave” was foreshadowed and threatened, and Andrews emerged as a veritable soothsayer, prophesying a deadly and wicked “second wave” that came to be, just as he had suspiciously cautioned. Nowhere else on the planet has there been an actual ‘second wave,’ but Victoria, Australia, was chosen by the capricious Gods as playthings cursed by COVID to endure tyrannical leadership.
Alas, Victoria, defying objective reality and actual science, lapsed into a paranoid fantasy of exquisite terror and hyperbolic nonsense. We were collectively blindfolded-across-the-mouth and spun mercilessly around. Dizzy with disinformation and manufactured deception, darkness descended, and an even darker mind ascended. The Leftist Death Cult arose, and worshiped their black-hearted figurehead. Dan Andrews created his moment. His ears cast an ominous horned-shadow beneath the daily press spotlight. He has spellbound his Leftist Legion, and they zealously applaud his consistent failings.
There has not been, and will not be a ‘second wave.’ Only a maniac would suggest a coming ‘third wave,’ and indeed, a maniac certainly has. ‘The Hotel Quarantine Debacle’ was a plausible excuse, and the ‘Hotel Quarantine Inquiry’ provided the plausible deniability to imprison Victoria in a ludicrous Police State: with none to blame, and none to name, for our State of Disaster, other than SARS-COV-2.
Someday the children will reflect upon the effort they put into creating their whimsical spoon people; and perhaps, they will come to understand the diabolical effort that was made to deceive their parents to play along.